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The Latest Outrage
Filtered for your confirmation biasThe "Great Invasion" of Tasty Food
How choosing a Kebab over a Bifana is act of treason against the state. An investigative report by a guy who was just hungry.
Read The Rant →Why Women Won't Date Us
Is it our personality? No. It is obviously a globalist conspiracy to lower birth rates by making us insufferable on dates.
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The bank says my rent is late. I mean... The Movement needs capital to fight the invisible forces of darkness.
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"I started this movement because I was banned from Twitter. I realized that if I couldn't be famous for being talented, I could be famous for being loud. Give me your money, and I promise to buy a better microphone to yell at you with."